Good Old Fashioned Lover Girl

doctorscience:

loracora:

My favorite stock artists on deviantArt, for my own reference, but also in case anyone wants some pretty sweet stock images (though most of these people are fairly well-known).

• ahrum-stock has the most insane poses. Seriously HQ dude.
• mjranum-stock has an incredible range of poses, costumes, models, lighting, and angles. Also verrryyyy HQ.
• senshistock has so many stock photos available it blows my mind. Not many different setups, but she always has unique poses and props.
• fairiegoodmother I just think the female model is really pretty.
• yellow-stock more pretty ladies, I’m sensing a pattern.
• felixdeon this dude has some of the weirdest gay fetish stock ever (that’s not true) but he also has an extensive gallery of male nude stock photos which is pretty hard to come by (heh heh come by).

Probably will add to this later as I rediscover photos. Enjoy if anyone is so inclined.

this is very useful

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amberblade:

Tutorials done by Stanislav Prokopenko who is an instructor at Watts Atelier.

Right click + New Tab to see the images in their original size. There are 10 images, sorry I had to chop them up because Tumblr has a image size limit and starts resizing.

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bilvobaggins:

considers doing femlock cosplay in near future

i have the hair and the shirt and the violin, what else could you possibly need?

in fact i think i’ll do it now.

look at me i’m charlotte holmes

are those human eyes?

it’s an experiment.

lol okay i’m done now

Woah, her face is so weirdly attractive. It’s so fucking perfect for Sherlock.

Holy jailbait, batman!

alexxjoyyhall:

Marriage From A Kid’s Perspective

1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? 

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the chips and dip coming.
— Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you’re stuck with.– Kristen, age 10

2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
— Camille, age 10
 
3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the same kids.
— Derrick, age 8 

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON

Both don’t want any more kids.
– Lori, age 8

5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
— Lynnette, age 8 

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
— Martin, age 10
 
6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they’re rich.
— Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with
that.
– - Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
– - Howard, age 8
 
7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them.
— Anita, age 9

8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
— Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is…

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump
truck.
— Ricky, age 10, way to go Ricky.

this is the cutest thing i’ve ever read. a whole new perspective.

Cute? Didn’t know that was a synonym for sexism and reinforced gender stereotypes.

#i hate children

#party ruiner 

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Huh, does he do twink porn? He looks the type.

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KING RAT: We're not reading too much into it

tekanji:

When people speak out about oppression they face, other (generally privileged) people immediately start up with the “you’re looking for reasons to be offended” and “you’re reading too much into it”. Most times it’s because the reasons given aren’t “good enough” to convince the…

But a single anecdote does not a pattern make.

Let’s not point to an incident that may or may not stand out to you because it affirms what you want to be true and say that such is the case for all. It’s reckless.

Should I prepare for 200 reblogs about how privileged I am? Should I wave my disadvantages in air?

"Can I have a look at your laptop"

wholove:

On the outside:

“My laptop? Yes of course I’ll just go and get it! hahaha it’s totally fine nothing to see hehaha”

On the inside:

“ABORT ABORT LOG OFF TUMBLR LOG OFF TWITTER DELETE HISTORY OH MY FUCKING GOD LOOK AT THAT NC-17 FIC JUST SITTING OPEN IN A TAG WHAT THE FUCK…

I just warn people to avert their eyes from all but their web browser tab. 

And then offer to link some really great porn to them if they want to get off.

#LIKE A BOSS

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need-to-know:

Now White Collar spam (in other words, screenshots I took with my iPod cause I had to pause the video and stare)

benedictatorship:

everything-was-hobbits:

s0mmerspr0ssen:

lucybun:

That’s actually what he’s saying there.  Let the “so heterosexual” comments begin!

Perfectly sound anal-ysis.

 #i have nothing to add to this. #that comment is too much win.

…. I FUCKING LOVE FANDOM.

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